Jun 14, 2020
Pack your bags, Theophiloi, because we're going on a trip to
India with Thomas, the Second Christ, who works hard and flays
harder. Thanks to Dr. Tony Burke and his new book, New Testament
Apocrypha Volume 2, hitting shelves this summer, we're taking a
look at one of the weirder apostolic adventures, translated for the
new book by Janet Spittler
and Jonathan Holste. That ol' doubter Thomas is out to spread the word, and believe us, he's got skin in the game. Spoiler warning: Jesus does a miracle.
Topics of discussion: Normal human times to sleep, the best titles in Bible, a drumline we can't name, our new cover art by JC Florendo, the Christian flag and its weird pledge, Chris making himself laugh very hard with a joke about Sonic, résumé tips, Jesus inventing the Cool S, umlaut vs. diaeresis, a real pickle, Yamcha Didymus, How Mary Beat Shaq.
Hymnal: "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, "Money, Money, Money" by Bens Happy Church Organ (https://youtu.be/2XzMLjVwI8g)
Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/user/apocrypals
Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Keep fighting the good fight. Psalm 94.